For My Quilting Friends

 

        Quilters are a special breed of people.  We love beauty and challenges and fabric.   We sometimes can’t get one project finished before we are off to the Quilt Shop to buy more fabric for something else.  Its an addictive habit. I’ve often wished some sew fairy would step in overnight and either finish up a project for me, or find just the right block or pattern that has been drumming around in my head just out of reach.  I know there has to be something going on in that room when I’m in bed. 

       

Ever wonder what happens when a quilter gives up for the night and turns out the lights in her sewing room? 

       

This tale is dedicated to all my quilting friends.  Happy Reading!

 

Patricia Mills

 

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When The lights GO out in sew city

 

          Polly Cotton was taking her afternoon stroll and ran smack into her good friend Norma Shears who was just leaving her house.  Norma was a fading movie star who wasn’t as sharp as she used to be and had retired to Sew City for the piece and quiet.  Not too much of that happening around here.

          “Hi”, Polly called out.  “Come join me and lets catch up on the latest gossip.”

          Never one to pass up good gossip, Norma fell into step with Polly.   They walked on past the next house where Alice Hoffmann and Fran Dritz were rocking on the porch,  speaking in suspiciously low Germanic tones.

          “Those two old buzzards!” Norma cried out.  “Always making mischief about something.  They think they are the only people in the world who know anything about anything and don’t mind telling you so too!”

          “I know,” Polly replied, “such a shame. “I’m glad I have better things to do.  So, what’s new with you, Norma?”

          “Well, I think something big is about to happen.”

          “Oh? Do tell,” Polly needled.  “Something in Sew City?”

          Norma leaned closer to Polly and whispered, “I think that rascal Johnny Stiletto is about to finally get caught breaking the law.”

          “What makes you say that?”

          “Well,  he has been acting strange the last few days and I have it on good authority from Moda Brown that he is planning some kind of escape route.  He was seen looking at a map of the Road to California just yesterday.”

          “Oh shoot,” Polly replied, “Moda must have been talking to Eunice Gutermann again.  Eunice is wound up tighter than a spool of thread and you know she is good buds with Alice Hoffman and Fran Dritz.  I think they have a German thing going.  I wouldn’t believe anything she says.”

          “I don’t know, Polly.  Johnny and Jack Ripper have been in cahoots on a lot of mischief recently.  If I didn’t know better I would think they’ve been in jail before, maybe even been on an Irish Chain gang.  Had to get those muscles from someplace.”

          “Oh look!  Isn’t that Apple Kay coming at us on a dead run?”

          Apple Kay was quite out of breath when she reached Polly Cotton and Norma Shears on the sidewalk.   “Slow down, girl!” Norma said.  “What has you in such a hurry?”

          “I’m on my way to see Brother Janome, the preacher,” Apple Kay replied.  “I have to hurry. I was supposed to meet him on the Courthouse Steps ten minutes ago.  I would have gone sooner, but I have been sitting Baby Lock and that little monster is all hands.  You wouldn’t believe the problems he caused.   He threw a Monkey Wrench into my Yankee Puzzle and scattered pieces everywhere.  Then he tossed his Tumbling Blocks all over and I nearly broke my leg tripping over them.  Little monster!”

          “Do tell us why you are going to see the preacher,” Polly begged.

          Apple Kay pushed by the two and said, “Sorry, can’t stop, will see you later.”  She rushed on down the street.

          “What on earth is going on?” Norma asked as she watched Apple Kay hurry away.

          “Not sure,” Polly mumbled, “but maybe she got her feelings hurt.”

          “What do you mean?”

          “Just yesterday she was invited to have tea with Bette Mettler, who, as you know, is another tightly wound old biddy.  Poor Apple Kay went over and all Bette wanted to do was show off her beautiful Dresden Plates.  She knows Apple Kay only has some Broken Dishes.  It was very embarrassing for Apple Kay.”

          “I guess so!” Norma exclaimed.  “So much going on around here.”  The two friends continued their walk. 

          Suddenly Polly reached out and grabbed Norma’s arm and pulled her back against the hedge they were passing.  “Shush, don’t look now.  Ooooh!  Do you see who I see?”  Polly was positively giddy.

          Norma looked in the direction Polly had indicated and saw the cause for all the excitement.  It was Tommy Hoop, the local heart throb, driving real slow in his jalopy.  Polly had had a crush on Tommy for a long time, but he never even looked her way.

          “What do you think he is looking for?” Norma whispered.

          “I only know its not me,” lamented Polly. 

          Tommy Hoop slowed his jalopy and pulled to the curb down the block.  “Hey! Johnny, come on man, get in!”  Johnny Stiletto was just coming out of a house and ran over and jumped in Tommy’s car.  The two took off fast down the street.

          “See, he didn’t even look this way,” Polly whined.

          “I saw that.  I also saw that bad boy Johnny Stiletto go off with him.  I wonder just what is going on.  I can’t see Tommy being friends with that devil Johnny.”

          “Would you look at that!” Polly squealed.  She pointed to the house Johnny Stiletto had just come from. 

          “Wow!  Wonder what he was doing at Maria Trapunto’s house.  You know her mother Bernina hates him.  And look, up there, she’s watching from an Attic Window.”

          “Maybe he was robbing the place?  There’s been a lot of stuff gone missing around here lately.  I even heard that someone’s Jewel Box was taken.”

          “Even I don’t think Johnny is stupid enough to rob a place in plain sight of everyone, then get in a car with Tommy Hoop.  But you may be partly right.  If he is the one who has been stealing stuff, he must have a big Stash around here someplace.” 

          Polly pondered on that for a minute.  “Yes, that could be it, if he’s going to be in trouble with the law.  I wish Moda Brown had known more details.”

          “It doesn’t seem right that Johnny would be hanging with Tommy Hoop since he and Jack Ripper are so close.  By the way, have you seen Jack’s Diamonds?  Wonder how a no account like him got such a ring?  Maybe there’s been a Double Cross someplace between the guys?”

          “Say, look over there by that Rail Fence.  Isn’t that Debbie Batt digging in her Grandmother’s Flower Garden?”  Norma pointed across the street.

          Polly giggled. “That loony!  She’s probably burying something.  She claims to have seen a UFO three times this week alone.  She is always Seeing Stars.”  Norma laughed too. Just yesterday, Debbie had seen some Flying Geese and decided winter was coming early.  Poor Debbie Batt.  Everybody in town was laughing at her all the time.  Behind her back, of course.

          Polly and Norma wandered into the town square and headed for the soda shop. “Oh do let’s go in,” Norma said.  “I need my daily dose of chocolate or I just wont be myself.”

          “Me toooo,” Polly gushed as they went inside the soda shop.

          The girls hopped up on stools at the counter and discussed what would be the best treat to have.  The soda jerk, Chubby Quarter, smiled at them and made a few suggestions on new chocolate concoctions.  “They’re really good.  I know, I tried them all out.” Chubby boasted.

          “Yes, and just look at you now,” Polly chimed in.  Norma laughed.  Poor Chubby did a little too much tasting and had gotten plumb fat.  No Hourglass figure on Chubby.

          The girls made their selection and checked for tunes on the juke box while Chubby whipped them up some treats.  “Here go girls, and just for you, I even added a Triangle of hard chocolate on top.”  Chubby set the dishes on the counter.

          “Oh, look!”  Polly was still looking over the juke box list.  “It’s the new Elvis Singer tune!  I love it!  Gotta play it.  Man! I just bought his new Baltimore Album and its wonderful!”  She dug in her purse for a coin.

          Chubby leaned over the counter toward Norma and said in a whisper, “I heard a rumor that Elvis Singer might be coming to Sew City.”

          Both girl’s mouths dropped open.  Noooooo,” they cried in unison.  “How do you know?  You have to tell us all.” Polly had a death grip on Chubby’s big old Bear Paw of a hand and wasn’t letting go until he spilled the beans.

          “I’m not supposed to talk about it,” Chubby admitted, “but something was said at the Rotary meeting last night.”

          “Tell us!” Norma demanded, “or I’ll stuff your Bowtie where the sun don’t shine!”

          “Ok, OK, just quit pinching me!”

          Polly let go of his hand, and the three leaned their heads close together for the news.

          “It was something Mayor Angle said.”

          “What did old E. Z. Angle have to say?” Norma asked, knowing the Mayor was not always the sharpest pin in the cushion.

          “It seems like something special is about to happen in Sew City and Elvis Singer might just be making a special, private trip here…. So they don’t want the word to get out.  Don’t want the news media to find out about it.” 

          Polly looked ecstatic. “Wow, Elvis not wanting media coverage?  Wow!  Wonder why?”

          The bell on the soda shop door tinkled and the three at the counter jumped like they had been hit by a Snowball.   It was Apple Kay coming through the door and she was beaming a beautiful smile.  She ambled over to the counter and hopped on the vacant stool by Norma. 

          Chubby, Polly and Norma just stared at her, waiting for some big announcement.  When none came, Chubby asked Apple Kay if she would like something.

          “So,” Norma asked, breaking the silence, “how was Brother Janome?”

          “Fine, just fine,” Apple Kay replied.  She obviously wasn’t going to tell them anything unless they dug it out of her.  The frozen stare they gave her would have curdled buttermilk.

          “Ok! Ok!” Apple Kay gave in to the cold looks.  “You just can’t repeat any of this.  You have to promise.”

          “Cross my Heart!” Polly squealed, “now tell us!”

          Against her better judgment, Apple Kay gave in.  “My Double Wedding Ring has been bought.”

          “Your Double Wedding Ring?  Oh, Apple Kay… I know how much it meant to you!  I didn’t know you were selling it.”  Norma was saddened by the news.  Since Apple Kay lost her dear fiancé to a tragedy years ago just before their wedding, her Double Wedding Ring was still in a box, never used.

          Its all right, girls.  I never got to wear it and its such a shame for it to just be boxed away.”  Apple Kay was still smiling, obviously not upset by giving up her prized possession.

          “Who bought it?” Polly asked.

          This was the question Apple Kay didn’t want to answer, but she had let the Calico Cat out of the bag now.  “I believe it is Johnny Stiletto,” she whispered.

          “Well I never!” Norma squealed.  She and Polly had already decided that Johnny was a little thief and couldn’t imagine him paying money for something in Sew City.

          “What does he want it for?” Polly chimed in.  Like Norma, Polly was having a serious credibility problem. 

          “And where would Johnny get that kind of money?” Norma added.

          Apple Kay took a sip of her coke.  “I heard a rumor that he owned a real nice Colorado Log Cabin and he sold it.  That must be where the money came from.”

          Polly and Norma each had a look of disbelief on their faces.  “Johnny OWNED something?” Polly whined.  “That bum never did a days work in his life.  How could he own something as special as a Log Cabin?”

          “Talk about Robbing Peter to Pay Paul,” Norma added.  “Wonder who he stole the cabin from?”

          “Now, girls,” Chubby jumped in ready to defend the town’s bad boy.  “Don’t be so mean spirited.  Our Johnny might not be the bad guy you make him out to be.”

          “That’s right,” Apple Kay said, “you shouldn’t judge people so much.  You never can tell.”

          “Oh, posh!” Polly chimed. “That Johnny is just leading you down the Garden Path.”

          “You forget that before he came to Sew City he had some Kansas Troubles,” Norma offered.  She was thinking maybe he and Jack had been on a Leavenworth cell block.

          Just about then a loud commotion developed outside in the street.  There were several people on the sidewalk and Chubby could see the flashing lights of a police cruiser.   He and the girls ran to the front window to look out.  There was so much noise they couldn’t hear well so Norma pushed open the soda shop door and they rushed outside.

          Sheriff Cranston and his Deputy, Hartley Tuck, were trying to break up the small mob that had gathered. 

          “What has happened?” Chubby asked Deputy Tuck. 

          “We had a complaint about Johnny Stiletto being in a house where he didn’t belong.  Nothing serious.  But then Tommy Hoop was seen speeding down a street with Johnny.  Can’t allow speeding in Sew City – or breaking into a house!”  Deputy Tuck explained.  “Have to keep the City Streets safe for everyone.”

          “Deputy! I just saw Johnny-Round-the-Corner,” Miles Bernatex yelled out, pointing down the street.  Miles owned the Bernatex Pharmacy next door to the soda shop. 

          “I just knew it!” Norma squealed.  “That little rotter is finally going to get caught.”

          “On the other hand,” Polly offered in Johnny’s defense, “Bernina Trapunto was watching that scene a while ago from her Attic Window.  Since she doesn’t like Johnny – I’ll bet she made that phone call out of spite.”

          Sheriff Cranston pushed through the crowd, “Break it up, people.  Go on about your business.  Nothing going on you need to concern yourselves with.”  The sheriff coaxed most everyone to leave, including Apple Kay who hurried home.  Chubby went back into the soda shop leaving Norma and Polly standing on the sidewalk, chocolate ice cream and Elvis Singer all but forgotten.

          Polly hovered near the Sheriff, throwing caution to the wind, “So, Sheriff Cranston, are you going to arrest Johnny?”

          “Not any time soon, ladies.  Have no cause.” 

          Polly and Norma exchanged looks of disbelief.  “But, everyone thinks he has been stealing stuff in town, Sheriff.”  Norma had already been the judge and jury and now she was going to be the executioner too, if she got her way.

          “Don’t worry about Johnny, ladies.  We have a lead on catching the town thief, and it’s not our Johnny.” The Sheriff saw the wheels turning in the girls minds and quickly added, “And its not his friend Jack Ripper either.”

          With disappointment clearly stamped on their faces, the girls turned to head up the street.  The Sheriff drove away and all seemed back to normal.

          As they rounded the corner, Polly glanced in the window of the V.I.P. Dress Shop to see the new fashions displayed.  “My, such a pretty dress,” Polly exclaimed, eyeing the gold brocade gown in the window. 

          “Never mind the dress,” Norma exclaimed, “check out the doings inside the store!” 

          Polly leaned closer to the glass, looking back where Norma had been looking.  Oh, what a sight!  It was Maria Trapunto and the dressmaker with their heads together over a bolt of white lace.  “I can’t see too well,” Polly said, “the glass is giving me Blurred Vision,  but that sure looks like bridal lace.  You think Maria will be Leaving Home soon?”

          Norma was surprised also.  “I can’t believe it!  How could she be thinking of getting married and we never heard a whisper!”

          The two girls gaped at each other and cried out simultaneously, “Johnny Stiletto?”

          About that time the town’s rotten teenager, Val Crowe, came running around the corner with some pearl trimmed Fans clutched in his hands and Deputy Hartley Tuck close behind.

          “Stop!” yelled Deputy Tuck. 

          Val Crowe appeared to be headed for the Schoolhouse, but Polly knew he wasn’t late for school.  The boy skipped school more than he went.  He jumped the curb to the green grocers and knocked over three Baskets of fresh cut Jack-in-the-Pulpits and Cactus Flowers and Sunflowers.   

          Deputy Tuck brought Val down with a body tackle on the sidewalk.   Sheriff Cranston came rolling down the street in the police cruiser and stopped to load Val Crowe in for a trip to the city lockup.

          “Wow!” Norma trilled.   “What a morning!  It makes perfectly good sense now.”

          “Yes,” Polly added, “Val Crowe should have been the obvious thief all along.  That boy has the stickiest fingers in town.”

          “You got that right!  He’s just a compulsive thief.  Everything he touches sticks like glue.”

          Norma put her hand on the door of the dress shop, ready to go in.  She was determined to find out what Maria Trapunto was up to.  She gave Polly a conspirator’s wink and said, “Come on, lets see what’s up.”

          The two girls wandered through the various racks of dresses, working their way to the back of the shop where Maria was going over pattern books with the dressmaker. Maria looked up and saw them and motioned for them to come closer.  Norma was shocked and slightly embarrassed that they had been caught, but Polly walked nonchalantly over to the table.  “Hello, Maria, fancy seeing you here.”

          “Girls, do sit down.  I’m so glad you came.  I need your advice.” Maria motioned for them to take the two vacant seats at the table while the dressmaker retreated to the back store room.

          “Thank you, Maria,” Norma smiled as she sat. “Always glad to be of assistance.  I see you are looking at wedding dress patterns – are congratulations in order?”

          “Yes, yes, they are!” Maria exclaimed.  “I am getting married next month and I have a lot of planning to do.”

          “Oh how wonderful for you,” Polly said.  “Is it anyone we know?”  She and Norma were dreading hearing that it was Johnny Stiletto, but since he had been cleared of stealing things, maybe he was o.k. after all.

          “No, I don’t think you have ever met him.  He’s not from Sew City.”

          Norma’s face fell about six inches.  She was all ready to make a remark about Johnny being such a good catch and all, and now he wasn’t.  She was at a loss for words.

          “I’ll tell you in a minute, but first, I have a favor to ask,” Maria said, leaning a little closer toward the girls.

          “Anything at all,” Polly answered.  “We’ll be more than glad to give you a hand.  Do you need help with the planning, or the wedding clothes, or what?”

          “A little of all of that,” Maria answered.  “I would like for you two to be bridesmaids in my wedding.”   

          The shocked look on their faces gave away a lot.   Polly recovered faster than Norma.  “Oh, how nice.  I would be honored, Maria.”

          “Me too,” Norma added.  “How many attendants are there?”

          “Just you two for bridesmaids, and a maid of honor.  Of course, the best man and two groomsmen.”

          “So,” Norma asked, “it will be a big church wedding?”

          “Sort of,” Maria answered.  “Brother Janome will do the honors in the Church  then we will have a reception in the Garden Gazebo.”

          “It sounds really nice, Maria.  Who will the groomsmen be?” Polly asked, knowing full well, she and Norma would be stuck with them for partners for the festivities.  “And who is the maid of honor and best man?”

          “Well, I have had to do most  of the planning myself since my fiancé is not here to help, and mother is just not happy about the whole thing.   Of course my sister will be the maid of honor.”  The girls waited, thinking this was getting better and better for the gossip mill.

          “I have asked Johnny Stiletto to make recommendations for the groomsmen and he has asked for Tommy Hoop and Jack Ripper.”  Polly’s eyes lit up like Christmas bulbs.  Tommy Hoop!!!!  She would finally get Tommy’s undivided attention at last.  Norma was still calculating whether or not she could handle Jack Ripper, but he was a good looking, although thin, young man.

          “Great!” Polly squealed.  “Great!  They are two very good choices.  But what about Johnny Stiletto – is he to be left out?”

          Maria smiled like a Cheshire cat.  “Oh, no, not left out.  Johnny Stiletto is my groom’s brother.  He will be the best man.  He has already acquired the rings for the wedding since my fiancé needed it be done on the quiet side.”

          Polly and Norma looked at each other.  Apple Kay’s Double Wedding Ring.  It was to be Maria’s wedding ring.  Wow.  And Johnny for best man.  There was only one question left and they were thinking Maria was holding out on them for a purpose.

          “And the groom?” Norma asked baldly.  “You haven’t mentioned the groom, Maria.”

          “This is the hardest part to tell,” Maria said, “and I must have your word that you will keep it quiet or my wedding could be ruined.”

          Polly and Norma stared at Maria and each crossed their heart and swore to secrecy. 

          “I am marrying my cousin.  We have been engaged for over a year, and mother has finally consented to letting me marry.  She was always afraid I would be left at the Alter Steps.  My dear cousin wanted to be a success on the Road to Stardom so he could support me and make mother proud, and he has done that in spades.”

          The girls waited with mouths agape.

          “My intended is Elvis Singer.”

          The bomb was dropped.   The ceiling didn’t fall in, but you could hear a pin drop from two doors down. 

          “OMG,” Polly whispered, her eyes big as saucers.  Tommy Hoop and Elvis Singer and her.  Sew City would never be the same.

          “Quick,” Norma sang, pulling the pattern book closer.  “Let’s get a look at these wedding patterns.  We have a lot of work to do.”

          Maria patted their hands,  Yes, we do.  I’m so glad you girls are my Best Friends.  After all, at the End of the Day, friends count most.”

 

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